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Pope Relaunches Catholic Church

10/07/2015

BREAKING NEWS!

Following the Pope’s recent conversion to seeker-sensitive, lifestyle ‘evangelicalism’ the Catholic Church is to become a ‘multi-site’ megachurch with big-screen messages beamed directly from Rome.
Priests will dress in skinny jeans and tee-shirts instead of vestments. Organs and choirs will be replaced with praise bands and the whole ‘Roman Catholic Church’ concept dropped. The church will now be known as ‘Fakeword’ to sound a little like ‘Lakewood’.

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